Dangerous even in the off-season...
So I got on the bus and looked for an empty seat. The closest one had a newspaper lying on it; I ignored that and sat down anyway.
A few minutes later some woman said, "Pardon me-- are you reading that newspaper?"
"Yes," I said... stood up, turned the page, and sat back down.
She looked at me oddly for a bit, then said, "You really are a smart-ass, aren't you."
It was not a question, but I answered it anyway: "In point of absolute fact, yes. I have a BA in Psychology... but my ass has a Ph.D."
She gave up. Probably not soon enough though.
Moral: If you drag a string past a kitten, don't blame the dang kitten.
A few minutes later some woman said, "Pardon me-- are you reading that newspaper?"
"Yes," I said... stood up, turned the page, and sat back down.
She looked at me oddly for a bit, then said, "You really are a smart-ass, aren't you."
It was not a question, but I answered it anyway: "In point of absolute fact, yes. I have a BA in Psychology... but my ass has a Ph.D."
She gave up. Probably not soon enough though.
Moral: If you drag a string past a kitten, don't blame the dang kitten.
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