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sc0rp commented on sc0rp's blog post 'Pleonasm'June 1
I'm in litigation support. Most of what I do is take 200pp depositions and summarise them into 10pp of actual usable facts. It's pretty precise werk; must be extremely grammatical and must reflect accurately what the deponent testified to... and n...
Randy Lay commented on sc0rp's blog post 'Pleonasm'June 1
Just waiting for someone else to reply to this........whatever it is? I am curious, what do you do for a living? In words i can understand please. And do you sleep at night, or are you sleeping when you compose these things? They just keep getting...
sc0rp left a comment for SpookyWoodsFXMay 26
Welllll... it's all pretty simple really. But I did leave an out: "KK doughnuts are... magic. That's all you really need to know." Werk's been brutal (thankfully) and I've been tired. I'll probably get to more later...
I have no idea what you just said, but I have missed your posts and look forward to something I (we) can understand.
No problem. I know everything. Just ask my exwife...! ...except... having found a rhyme for "Ocracoke" the challenge is now to rhyme with "Kitty Hawk" and "little bitty Ewok" is A\ pathetic and B\ best I got so far
When you add a Web address that way you just get < a href="http://something.com" >< /a > (I added spaces to inactivate the code) You need to put the clickable text between the opening and closing tags, e.g.: < a href="http://something.com" >SOMET...

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How Are You Involved in the Haunt Industry?
Actor
Name of Event if Haunt Owner or Employed by an Event
SpookyWoods
What is your Primary Business as a Vendor?
Eliciting onomatopœia.
Fondest Industry Memory
My first Yellow Badge.
How Many Years HAve You Been in the Industry?
10+

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your PSA for June 09

If today were actually a replay of tomorrow, such that when tomorrow became the next day, at that time called today, then, when it all seemed eerily familiar people would think that this new today was a replay of yesterday, which is in reality completely inverted from the truth. Not one person in 100 would ever trick to what was really going on. So watch yourself. Some days really are replays of tomorrow, and not yesterday, as is commonly assumed. To most people it doesn't matter. To some it doe… Continue

Posted on June 23, 2009 at 5:07pm —

sc0rp

This may be it for a while...

...I'm applying for a work visa, hoping to sit out this US recession up in the wild 'n' woolly Canadian north woods. So my Internet access may be iffy for a bit until I can get that biz squared away.

See, there's a sale at a nearby outlet on Wolverine Boots. It wasn't hard to picture what these were about (or, as they say in the Cdn vernacular, "aboot"-- which really works well in this case!), and what kind of edge (three of them! of course) said boots would give me in a certain syrup in… Continue

Posted on June 9, 2009 at 5:04pm —

sc0rp

Tortuga is GONE--

--and poor Grendel's had an accident!--
(he ran out of ketchup and mustard at the picnic)
--so mayo all.

But never mind Grendel. It's his mom to watch out for anyway. But never mind her either.

Tortuga's gone, and Google did it.

I'm not making this up. Go here
http://maps.google.com/
and zoom in on the north coast of Haiti, just north of Port de Paix.
(...shheeeeessshhh, "Port of Peace", who are they kidding...)
There's no Tortuga.
No more haven fo… Continue

Posted on June 3, 2009 at 12:38pm —

sc0rp

Pleonasm

Have you ever seen four bald guys do a barbershop quartet? Wouldn't that be like a diabetic running a candy store?

Who could you get to pose for Kim Jong-Il's "After" picture...

I'm not saying you COULDN'T run a bucket of Col. Sanders' Original Recipe through a juicer, but--
--aaaah, you know where this is going.

Whistling J. S. Bach's "Toccata and Fugue in D minor" is not something people do much. Whistling it transposed to a major key-- I don't think anybody (else) has EVER tried that. But… Continue

Posted on May 29, 2009 at 12:30pm — 2 Comments

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The problem with a sphere--

--or any other genus 0 solid, in terms of lines of magnetic force, for instance if you need a containment bottle for plasma or anything else that would melt a normal bottle, like if you're trying for a controlled fusion reaction, is that there's always at least one "bald spot" in the field. It's like a head, which is roughly a spheroid; the hair has to start at a point and likely bunches up antipodally as well, which in a magnetic field would be a disruption and might as well be a bald spot. Tha… Continue

Posted on May 14, 2009 at 12:26pm — 2 Comments

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At 10:08am on March 11, 2009, Rusty Slusser said…
Have a great weekend!


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At 8:24am on February 14, 2008, sc0rp said…
Hehh... everything at SpookyWoods IS fun and crazy, by default. I just resonate with it unusually well...

The Job Corps is getting a fine chainsaw artiste, but a word of warning: They might make you put an actual chain on it. That alters things a little...
At 1:27am on February 14, 2008, Evil Jester said…
Sc0rp you are a blast you make everything fun and crazy well I hope to see you in 09' cause im not going to be working this year cause I am leaving for the Job Corp. Well take care and have a great year at the haunted house. But your right who needs chicken exits we dont need non just strap them to the elevator and let it spin till there skin pills of from there bone.
At 6:54pm on December 12, 2007, sc0rp said…
The Mortician "Mr. Gates, of Gates emBallmers"

Scary, unless you run Linux.
 
 

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